Total Medals Earned: 748 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,175 Points
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat the Footie Twins
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/230 points)
Buy a new helmet
Complete all easy levels
Complete all normal levels
Upgrade any helmet to silver edition
Upgrade any helmet to gold edition
Complete all hard levels
Complete all extreme levels
Upgrade all helmets to gold
Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 30/30 (500/500 points)
Protect the Helicopter for 7 days.
Pick up 50 Dog Tags.
Earn 500 XP or more in one day.
Buy every sentry and landmines.
Kill 500 enemies.
Buy every perk.
Kill 30 enemies or more in one day.
Buy every Weapon.
Survive 10 days.
Protect the Helicopter for 14 days.
Enabled the Developer Console.
Upgrade every Weapon to level 3.
Survive 20 days.
Pick up 200 Dog Tags.
Earn 1000 XP or more in one day.
Use the console to give yourself Torrunt's Super Assault Rifle.
Kill 50 enemies or more in one day.
Survive 30 days.
Upgrade every perk to level 3.
Upgrade every sentry and landmines to level 3.
Buy everything.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Kill 2000 enemies.
Survive 40 days.
Upgrade everything to level 3.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 5/21 (40/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy